A quiet word about cheese

Good-day, gentles all.

This morning I passed some time considering cheese. It seems to me this delightful victual has been highly-underrated in its all-round health benefits.

Being, as it is, a major component of the cheese food group, it contains a high percentage of cheese. And its delightfully cheesy flavour is but one of its many advantageous advantages.

Well, I do believe that the charms of the fabulous fromage has lead to an effluence of enthusiasm on my part, but truly, gentles, it is well-warranted.

I remain truly yours,

Lady Gwendolyn Pontefract de Neuilly (Spinster)